Could it be that Pooley and Omally, whilst engaged on a round of allotment golf,
mistook laser operatedgravitational landing beams for the malignant work of Brentford Council?
Does the Captain Laser Alien Attack machine in the bar of the Swan possess more sinister force than
it's magnetic appeal for youths with green hair?
Is Brentford the first base in an alien onslaught on planet earth?